The highly inaccurate guide to Strictly 2021, Week 12: Semi-final!

This week it's two dances each for the price of two!

So this time last year in the highly inaccurate 2020 guide I wrote "Behind the door of number 10... spontaneous comedic dancing! Y'know, it would explain so much if this was really what goes on inside number 10..." Given the latest revelations with partygate that's looking a lot more accurate than I thought...

Rhys and Nancy: Tango to One Vision by Queen
QUEEN!

AJ and Kai: Quickstep to Sing, Sing, Sing by Benny Goodman
It's so fluffly!

John and Johannes: Couple's Choice to Hometown Glory by Adele
Wow. This is one of those couple's choice dances that really means something.
It took me a moment to realise this - at the end, when Johannes is on John's back it's as if he's walking on the ceiling.

Rose and Giovanni: Waltz to How Long Will I Love You by Ellie Goulding
All the spinning!

Rhys and Nancy: Samba to It Had Better Be Tonight (Meglio Stasera) by Michael Bublé
Wow, that shimmy/slide at the end.

AJ and Kai: Rumba to Show Me Heaven by Maria McKee
It looks like they're dancing on top of the clouds.

John and Johannes: Jive to Higher Power by Coldplay
Mirror jive! Can you dance fast enough to catch your reflection out?

Rose and Giovanni: Argentine Tango to A Evaristo Carriego by Eduardo Rovira
Wow, watch her legs go!

Bonus quotes
Rhys: "There'll be a whole lot of hips"
Claudia: "If your dance were a cake, what cake would it be?"
Shirley: "I want to shimmy myself!"
Craig: "I'm always right Shirley, you should know this by now"
Tess: "Can me and Claud borrow your tops for the final?"