The highly inaccurate guide to Strictly 2021, Week 11: Results!

Calling these quarter-finals is a bit of a misnomer: a quarter-final is supposed to take a bracket of the top eight and turn them into four, not take five competitors and drop one off...

Group dance
Don't mess with the makeup artists, they're just as much of a diva as the divas 😅

Postcard by JLS
Apparently the only colour allowed in a postcard is the dancer's hair.

Dance-off
Well, I didn't expect Dan and Nadiya to be in the dance-off - partially because Dan gets a lot of public support, but mainly because I don't think they were the weakest dancers this week as both salsas fell apart yesterday. I reckon if AJ and Kai hadn't stuck their lift in the dance-off then it could have gone either way.

Bonus quotes
Claudia: "I'm now viewing you as Alan Sugar"
Craig: "Oh, I can't watch that"
Dan: "I'm not a dancer, but she showed me that I can dance"