'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe

Dungeons and Dragons is fun. And magic missile is teh win for being able to zap a spider that's on someone's head without hurting the person underneath.

Although my elf apparently sucks at archery when woken up by the sound of maurading goblins. At least he didn't run screaming from a half-dead giant spider, unlike a certain gnome in the party...