The highly inaccurate guide to Strictly 2021, Week 9: Musicals!

Just before Strictly started, the BBC showed a quick trailer for the latest Top Gear series... set to the Strictly theme music. What.

Anyway now we're in Strictly proper they've decided to set the round of "it's Musicals week!" comments to a very different remix of Memory from Cats (Shazam thinks by Joseph William Morgan?)

Group dance
It's the Strictly Cabaret Show!

AJ and Kai Waltz to Edelweiss from The Sound Of Music
Strictly has officially begun its Christmas season

Rhys and Nancy Jive to Footloose from Footloose
Watch those feet go - they've even got the camerman captivated!

Tom and Amy Couple’s Choice to On My Own from Les Misérables
Aww, such an emotional dance. And wow that's an impressive spin/lift/thing in it.

Rose and Giovanni Quickstep to Love Is An Open Door from Frozen The Musical
Proposing at the top of the tallest tower... and I love that they're signing the lines in the song!

John and Johannes Viennese Waltz to Chim Chim Cher-ee from Mary Poppins
The secret sign of the Guild of Master Chimney Sweeps: waltzing among the roofs of London.

Tilly and Nikita Couple’s Choice to Revolting Children from Matilda
I can neither confirm nor deny whether this actually happened one afternoon in the 6th Form Common Room at Holy Trinity School...

Dan and Nadiya Charleston to Good Morning from Singin’ In The Rain
How to wake up in the morning: ALL THE CAFFEINE!

Bonus quotes!
AJ: "I'm not going to kiss ya!"
Anton: "I've spent many evenings on the Strictly dance floor internally sobbing..."
All the judges: "Let it go~~"
Shirley: "I want to channel my inner Craig"