Burninated... croissants?

I have successfully set the toaster on fire.

In related news, Tesco's Toasting Croissants most certainly aren't.

(nothing spectacular, just a quiet whomp and then a small firey glow from inside that lasted all of ten seconds, resulting in slightly charred croissants)

Shift-Del... oops...

All hail backups. There's more ways to lose data than a disk failure.