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Hmm, there's a fly walking ove my keyboard.

No, it's walked *inside* the keyboard.

*goes looking for screwdrivers*

Ah good, it's wandered back out.

>squish< *lobs out window*

One hot and sticky day and everywhere is full of flies.

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Now here's a question for you:

When is 50 greater than 300?

Hint: This is VB, and I have a textbox containing 50 and a textbox containing 300, and am comparing them with Text1 > Text2.