'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe

Windows doesn't have fork(). So instead I wrote a program that looks basically like this:

Print "Bounce "
Create new process
If creation failed then
Print "\nArgh:" + error + "\n"
Else
Wait for new process to exit
End if
Get return code of new process
Increment return code
Print "Splat " + code
Return code

It bounces until it can bounce no more, then it splats and tells you how many processes went splat. I wanted a nice fork bomb, so I could actually see how many it created.