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Come, gather round the Strictly campfire and we'll tell you a tale of when Craig decided 1 point wasn't low enough...

And as the judges enter... it's the Addams Family! With Craig as Morticia, and Shirley as Gomez - and no, I've not mixed those names up.

Tony and Katya: Quickstep to The Devil Went Down To Georgia by The Charlie Daniels Band
The Devil went down to the ballroom, to face his biggest challenge yet - the judges!

Will and Nancy: Mama Told Me Not To Come by Tom Jones and Stereophonics
Strictly gives us a scene from the unseen director's cut of The Mummy.

Kym and Graziano: Rumba to Frozen by Madonna
How to defeat the guardian of the ice cavern.

James and Amy: Charleston to Bumble Bee by LaVern Baker
Our scientists have made a new discovery in interpreting bee dances and would like to present their research.

Molly and Carlos: Argentine Tango to Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) by Kate Bush
How vampires spend their time during the night.
Strictly did a excellent full-length group dance to this song in 2020 which would not have been out of place on tonight's show.

Tyler and Dianne: Cha Cha Cha to Day-O (The Banana Boat Song) by Tanz Orchester Klaus Hallen
What.

Helen and Gorka: Foxtrot to Lil' Red Riding Hood by Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs
Bad wolfie! No cookie for you!

Hamza and Jowita: Tango to Wicked Game by Chris Isaak
Sealed tango in... an hourglass?

Fleur and Vito: Salsa to Break My Soul by Beyoncé
Come inside and have your fortune told - the payment: one salsa dance!

Ellie S and Nikita: Foxtrot to Scooby Doo, Where Are You? by David Mook, Ben Raleigh
Shouldn't we be looking for clues instead of dancing?

Ellie T and Johannes: Couple's Choice to I Put A Spell On You by Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker & Kathy Najimy
So for this witches' brew we need a splash of this, a dash of that, and to finish it a fast-paced dance!

Out-of-context quotes!
Anton: "You are unrecognisable"; Tess: "So are you!"
Craig; "I love it actually, continue"; audience: *boos*
Shirley: "Morticia, my wife, my darling"
Helen: "I just hope noone gets eaten"
Tess: "Strictly Come Walking"
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