The highly inaccurate guide to Strictly 2022, Week 7!

Halfway there!

Hamza & Jowita: Cha Cha Cha to I Can’t Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch) by Four Tops
How to get free food at the Strictly bakery: bring flowers!

Ellie T & Johannes: Rumba to Alone by Heart
Dancing away the hours.

Molly & Carlos: Foxtrot to You Make Me Happy by My Sun and Stars
Awww.

Ellie S & Nikita: Charleston to Too Darn Hot by Kiss Me Kate
All the flips!

Tyler & Dianne: Viennese Waltz to I’ve Been Loving You Too Long by Seal
One last dance after the party's over.

Kym & Graziano: Argentine Tango to Assassin’s Tango by John Powell
Very intense - something about this put me in mind of a boss fight!

Will & Nancy: Quickstep to Soda Pop by Robbie Williams featuring Michael Bublé
No, I won't pay the bill until I get my promised dance!

Helen & Gorka: Jive to Tightrope by Janelle Monáe
Classy - this could be the intro for a show.

Fleur & Vito: Waltz to I Guess That’s Why They Call It The Blues by Elton John
Awww, an evening candlelit waltz down at the beach.

Tony & Katya: Salsa to I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho) by Pitbull
Strictly has come to Ibiza!

Out-of-context quotes!
Johannes: "Here's the cheese, grab the cheese grab the cheese grab the cheese"
Tess: "You might need these" *pulls out a pair of sparkly wellies*
Craig: "I'm glad no-one at home could actually see that"
Claudia, describing Ibiza: "It's basically like Blackpool, but less fun"
Shirley: "I've got my shoes again"