Name that Song, round 11!

Well, people have been pestering me for a blog post - so here, have another round of Name that Song!

The rules are simple:
Step 1: Put your music player on random
Step 2: Post the first few lines from the first bunch of songs with lyrics that play, no matter how embarrassing the song
Step 3: Let everyone guess what song and artist/composer/work the lines come from
Step 4: Post the answers in a few days
Step 5: And last but not least, no cheating with Google!

( The lyrics! )