Things you don't expect to hear at housegroup

Things you don't expect to hear at housegroup: "Move, I can't see your cervix!"


We had a Secret Santa exchange, and a newly qualified midwife got given a personalised mug. On one side:

[name]
- YES -
I DELIVER!
(ANY DAY-ANY HOUR)

While on the other:

AMAZING
MIDWIFE
AT YOUR
CERVIX

And of course a photo had to be taken (not by me!)...

Our housegroup is bonkers like that.


My Secret Santa present is a spider robot kit - I'll post photos once I've constructed it.