NaBloPoMo!

Today's the first of November, which means it's the start of NaBloPoMo (or possibly NaNoWriMo, depending on which challenge one feels like) wherein instead of inconsistent incoherency I shall attempt consistent incoherency!

As usual, the challenge is to post something every day for the entire month. Previously this has tended to start well and then dwindled into increasingly desperate memes towards the end of the month, but this time I have a cunning plan. And no, it does not involve having a whole slew of posts already written and ready to go...