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Me: hmm, what to have for lunch? I know! I can try grilling that smoked mackerel.

...

Smoke alarm: OMG WTF grilled mackerel? BEE-BEE-BEE! BEE-BEE-BEE!
Me: argh! *flails at smoke alarm*
Other smoke alarm: LOL! BEE-BEE-BEE! BEE-BEE-BEE!
Me: no fair! *flails at other smoke alarm*

Interestingly, the alarm only sounded in patterns of three beeps. I've never heard a smoke alarm do that before.