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If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . .
Your title is:	The Awesomest One
Your symbol is:	the tiger, for that cool stripey don't-mess-with-me-ness
You rule from:	a clear, crystalline palace, and change in the basement
At your side is:	your unicorn steed, Sparkles
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	NINJAS!!!
Your most popular law is:	"National Pajamas Day"
Your least popular law is:	Banning of the quote marks hand gesture
Your worst enemy is:	those awful clashing tapestries in your great hall
Your popularity rating is:: 60%
Your chance of being overthrown is:: 11%
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I hate PHP.

It just took me a good ten minutes to realise that I had typed $ids[i] instead of $ids[$i] in a PHP script.

And this is far from the first time I've made that mistake, which is because all the *real* programming languages I know have grown out of using prefixes to denote variables, and would not fail silently in such a case (well, VB would if you're mad enough to code without Option Explicit, but C and Java would fail noisily).

Did I mention that I hate PHP?