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If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel

Your first name:

How you gained your rule:

Your title is:

The Awesomest One

Your symbol is:

the tiger, for that cool stripey don't-mess-with-me-ness

You rule from:

a clear, crystalline palace, and change in the basement

At your side is:

your unicorn steed, Sparkles

Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:

NINJAS!!!

Your most popular law is:

"National Pajamas Day"

Your least popular law is:

Banning of the quote marks hand gesture

Your worst enemy is:

those awful clashing tapestries in your great hall