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Thomas ([personal profile] torkell) wrote2006-07-20 11:23 am
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Weather forecasting stones

IMPORTANT NOTICE

Brighton and Hove Council have at great expense and in conjunction with a 10 million pounds lottery grant introduced weather forcasting stones on to the beaches of Brighton & Hove.

To forecast the weather follow the following guildelines...

Stones are wet= RAIN
Stones are dry= ITS NOT RAINING
Stones are warm= SUNNY
White on top= SNOWING
Cant see stones= FOGGY
Sea spray on stones= WINDY
Stones jumping= EARTHQUAKE
Stones gone= TORNADO

[identity profile] profaniti.livejournal.com 2006-07-20 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Stones gone = DRUNK STUDENTS WITH A CHISEL

[identity profile] ricold.livejournal.com 2006-07-20 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL!
I hope you don't mind me reproducing that here: http://www.lightalliance.co.uk/hammer/viewtopic.php?p=30229#30229