The highly inaccurate guide to Strictly 2021, Week 7!

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Today you get two Strictly posts for the price of two!

Adam and Katya: Jive to Little Bitty Pretty One by Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers
Who stole the pool balls? Oh well, let's jive instead!
Random aside: there's several sets of fireworks outside, with a perfectly timed whistling rocket from one during this dance!

Rose and Giovanni: Samba to Cinema Italiano by Kate Hudson
Welcome to the Strictly fashion show!

Tom and Amy: Paso Doble to Amparito Roca by Jamie Texidor
I don't know what it was - maybe the music, maybe the costumes - but this put me in mind of the circus of all things.

Rhys and Nancy: Quickstep to What A Man Gotta Do by Jonas Brothers
I'm slightly disappointed that my local garage didn't have dancing mechanics...

Tilly and Nikita: Tango to Kings & Queens by Ava Max
Beware - as queen, she can move in any direction.

Dan and Nadiya: Couple's Choice to Classic by MKTO
That'll be hard on the set team if they have to repeat this dance!

John and Johannes: Rumba to Shape of My Heart by Sting
Awww

AJ and Kai: Charleston to Don't Bring Lulu by Dorothy Provine, Pinky and The Girls
Club Strictly, twenties' style!

Sara and Aljaž: Quickstep to 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton
Right, that's the last package wrapped - let's dance! Oh wait, there's some more to finish off!

Bonus quotes
Rose: "I'm taking these boots home"
Anton: "Oh dear. Nine!"
Craig: "Thankyou for those boos"
Claudia: "Channel your inner Shirley"