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I want that hammer!
(nabbed from http://bofhcam.org/pfy/pfy02.txt)
...Later on, after I've played enough Dune2000 to kill most mortals, I winch
myself out of the comfy chair and gather up my equipment: Chubb key for the
comms riser, some 1m patch leads (we have 1, 2, 3 and 4m leads in plentiful
supply), a post-it with some seemingly random numbers and letters on it
which contain his new machine name and IP number, (never tell them more
than you think they need to know) and a hammer.
It always worries them, the hammer. It looks well used, it has a rubber
cover on the handle upon which is written "Insulated to 240v", and both the
claw and the head have metal filings stuck in them...
...Later on, after I've played enough Dune2000 to kill most mortals, I winch
myself out of the comfy chair and gather up my equipment: Chubb key for the
comms riser, some 1m patch leads (we have 1, 2, 3 and 4m leads in plentiful
supply), a post-it with some seemingly random numbers and letters on it
which contain his new machine name and IP number, (never tell them more
than you think they need to know) and a hammer.
It always worries them, the hammer. It looks well used, it has a rubber
cover on the handle upon which is written "Insulated to 240v", and both the
claw and the head have metal filings stuck in them...